Dirty Dan’s Decadent Demise

Low Down
Dirty Dan
Looks for Jobs
But none are Found
Without Work
No Money Perks
So Dirty Dan does his worse

Disapproved of
Dirty Dan
Cut his White Girl Down
Cooked her in Ceramic Pans
Watched as the Microwave
Turned her ‘Round

Devilish Dick
This Dirty Dan
Went from Soft to Hard
Kept this Girl in his Hand
And walked her to his car

But Dirty Dan
Soon found out
This Girl he did adore
Would not ever be enough
He’d always want some more

Disenchanted
Dirty Dan
Trying to make it Last
Went in too Deep
Then fell Asleep
She was Much
Too Much
For any Man




This is the first poem I have written so far for my "Lindsay's (Future) Book of Adult Nursery Rhymes."